Our Watermelon Limited Edition is LIVE! Here are a few Watermelon puns to have a laugh at đ
Did you hear about the fruit who was convicted of armed robbery?
Now heâs a waterfelon.
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Why shouldnât you go into business with a watermelon?
Theyâre seedy.
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Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
Theyâre always melon it over.
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What did the fruit write on his Valentineâs card?
Youâre one in a melon!
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Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
It was melondramatic.
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What was the watermelonâs naughty pick-up line?
Want to see my melons?
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Why are watermelons the saddest fruit?
They get melancholy.
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Do you know what you call the outside of a watermleon?
Rind of.
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Why wonât anyone sit next to a watermelon?
They have a strange smelon.
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Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?
They always have seed money.
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